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31st

07/2007


Chaotically busy week ahead.

Busy means light posting.

Chaotic means it might be (randomly) less busy at times than I expect, so there might be more posting.

One of the basics of survival when operating behind enemy lines and under a hostile regime is to remain as unpredictable as possible. Watch me.

(Meanwhile, you can consider this an open thread, and use it to discuss whatever you fancy. Hold the bar open for me, will you please?)
Semaine chaotique et chargée en prévision.

Chargée signifie moins de posts.

Chaotique signifie qu’elle puisse être (aléatoirement) moins chargée par moment que je ne le pense, et qu’il puisse y avoir plus de posts.

Une des bases de la survie derrière les lignes ennemies et sous un régime hostile est de demeurer aussi imprévisible que possible. Regardez-moi bien.

(En attendant, considérez ceci comme une discussion ouverte, et traitez du sujet de votre choix. Gardez le bar ouvert pour moi, voulez-vous ?)

27th

07/2007



It's up to you, either you lose 1 hour 40 of your life watching another cheap anti-American analogy of the Iraq war posturing as a talentless horror movie, or you spend only 1 minute 58 on my parody of its opening sequence and move to something more productive before the week is over (the clip is on top, the poster is here).

Yeah, I know, I'm a bit late for this party. Hope there's still some beer left though.
A vous de voir : soit vous perdez 1 heure 40 de votre vie à regarder une autre minable analogie anti-américaine de la guerre en Irak sous la forme d'un film d'horreur sans talent, soit vous ne dépensez qu' 1 minute 58 sur ma parodie de sa séquence d'introduction et passez à quelque chose de plus productif avant que la semaine ne se termine (le clip est en haut de page, l'affiche est ici).

Ouais, je sais, je suis un peu en retard pour cette fête. Pourvu qu'il reste de la bière.

25th

07/2007


Theo Sparks makes me want to prove I'm no terrorist. Big time.

I say let's not forget that Islamofascism is a global phenomenon.

I say let's not limit these detection operations to Britain and the US.
Theo Sparks me donne envie de prouver que je ne suis pas un terroriste. Vraiment.

Je dis, n'oublions pas que l'Islamofascisme est un phénomène global.

Je dis, ne limitons pas ces opérations de détection à la Grande-Bretagne et aux USA.

Quizz :

I’m a country at the center of one of the world’s largest religion.

My criminal justice system strictly follows the tenets of said religion.

Under these tenets, this system’s count of capital punishment was 191 executions in 2005 and 102 so far in 2007. (hint: I’m not the USA. When it comes to capital punishment, Americans are pathetic amateurs compared to me.)

The defendants can be denied a lawyer at trial, and their confessions obtained under duress, torture or deception. Defendants and soon-to-be executed can also be underage teenagers.

We carry the death sentence by beheading. Publicly, and by an executioner wielding a sword.

Headless bodies can be left on public display.

No, I’m not the Vatican. No, I'm not Israel.

Who am I?

And because there’s always room for a good laugh, even at the bottom of a ghastly story for a ghastly country, I give you Suhaila Hammad, of Saudi Arabia’s National Society for Human Rights(1)
She [Suhaila Hammad] said the number of executions had risen because crime had increased. She said that prisoners were treated humanely and that beheadings deterred crime.

"Allah, our creator, knows best what's good for his people," she said.
Well if Allah your creator knows best what’s good for you people, then Allah your creator is a complete idiot. Otherwise, he wouldn’t let you ridicule yourself publicly in the international media, with such a display of abysmal countersense and incoherence: if beheadings deterred crime, then the number of executions wouldn’t rise because of an increase of crime. Since, you know, crime is supposedly deterred in the first place by the Saudi State appointed saber rattling raghead.

Yeah, I know. That kind of advanced logic, it’s all a bit difficult to grasp for a blithering imbecile such as Suhaila over there, stuck as she is in the medieval religious mindset of a retarded country — Pity, petrodollars can give you tacky diamond stuffed watches in Geneva and other luxury hotels on La Croisette, but it won't buy you brain cells.

Good thing Allah knows best then.

24th

07/2007



Rule Britannia:
"Britons never, never, never shall be slaves."
Never say never.

Rule Britannia:
"Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. (Les Britanniques ne seront jamais, jamais, jamais des esclaves)"
Il ne faut jamais dire jamais.
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