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DISCLAIMER: in my experience, the following doesn't apply to 99% of my readership. Unfortunately, experience also shows it has to be written down for the remaining 1%.
The short version, when it comes to my comments policy, goes down to a line taken from the (mediocre) second opus of the Matrix:
"I built this place. Down here, I make the rules."
Let's elaborate a bit:
AVERTISSEMENT : selon mon expérience, ce qui suit ne s'applique pas à 99% de mes lecteurs. Malheureusement, l'expérience prouve aussi qu'il faut que cela soit écrit pour le pourcentage restant.
La version courte, concernant ma politique pour les commentaires, se résume à une ligne tirée du second (médiocre) volet de Matrix:
"J'ai construit cet endroit. Ici, je fais les lois."
Élaborons un brin :
If you need further help with the site, you may want to check the Field Manual. Ultimately, you can also drop me a line. I usually don't answer jellyfish and buttermonkey(1) hybrids however.
Si vous avez besoin de plus d'aide avec le site, jetez un œil au manuel d'instruction. Au pire, vous pouvez également m'envoyer un mot. J'ai cependant tendance à ne pas répondre aux fruits de l'union d'une méduse et d'un cul de singe.
| Proof | 3 years, 2 months ago | |
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So, let me get this straight…all this time, liberals have been doing this to us to protect us from bears???
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| Lady Cincinnatus | 3 years, 2 months ago | |
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Dang, I was hoping for more pictures. Heh.
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| SPQR | 3 years, 2 months ago | |
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Alas, good Frogman, I can tell you from first hand experience in bear territory ( Rocky Mountains near the Flattops Wilderness ) that this is ineffective. Had a camp surrounded by the liberal application of said repellant and yet, we had a bear amble through our camp as if completely unconcerned. This happened when all were out hunting, and so no one knew until we returned to observe its prints through the center of camp, and the contents of one cooler strewn across quite a large area.
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| Karma Dancer | 3 years, 2 months ago | |
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Oh, but fear not! There is yet another helpful tome for you. Helps with the Socialists and bureaucrats, too: :D
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| JihadGene | 3 years, 2 months ago | |
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I’ll have you know that within the perimeter of my PyongYang Palace… it is strictly a "Bear-Free Zone". Ruv you looong time! Great Reader KIM Jong IL
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| 2hotel9 | 3 years, 2 months ago | |
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Mayhaps I should have tried this to keep Big Boy from tearing apart our barbque grill!
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| JihadGene | 3 years, 2 months ago | |
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Oh, yeah! One more thing DF…I got a leather coat that’s made in Mexico and I have never been approached by any bears while wearing it. I guess it’s because of the mexican urine based tanning solution. The coat smells OK but never…and I mean NEVER…wear it in the rain.
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| Ali Mentary | 3 years, 1 month ago | |
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Looking at the timespan since last frog-post it might be inferred that the repellent did not work that good. and Merry Christmas
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| Spiny Norman | 3 years, 1 month ago | |
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DF? Where’s DF?
What have you people done with the Frogman?
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| JihadGene | 3 years, 1 month ago | |
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Hope you had a Merry Christmas Froggy and did not receive a Koran and prayer mat like I did (again) for this Christmas. Why can’t I just get a necktie like most infidels?
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| OMMAG | 3 years, 1 month ago | |
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God one .... I’ve been peeing on my neighbours fence since ... well it’s been a long time. Stll .......... no bears!
BTW look up bear bangers!
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| 2hotel9 | 3 years, 1 month ago | |
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OH!!! And hit the video link at the top of the home page. You will love it!!!
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| Instinct | 3 years ago | |
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OK, where the hell is DF at dang it?? We need his wit and sarcasm!
DF!!! Come back!!!
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| TooTall | 3 years ago | |
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It’s certainly quiet in here - too quiet. (crickets chirping) Do you think we need to storm the Bastille and free Froggy?
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| missred | 3 years ago | |
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where oh where has he gone? do we need to send out a posse to find him? is there an anecdote to bear repellent that we need to use to find him?
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| Boogs | 3 years ago | |
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DF has disappeared for longer then this before. Don’t worry.
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| Zhurdan | 2 years, 10 months ago | |
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So, peeing a perimiter doesn’t keep LIberals and/or Socialists away hmmm. Perhaps, as others have stated, direct application is required. A well aimed shot to the eye might just be painful enough if lots of acidic fruits are eaten prior to said "eye-pee" event. One thing is for certain, it’s the only type of ammo they aren’t/can’t take away from us. Zhur
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| Grimmy | 2 years, 10 months ago | |
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Frogman: 3 ticks on the land line to let us know your OP/LP is still up. This is not a request.
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| 2hotel9 | 2 years, 10 months ago | |
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Yea, I am getting worried, too. Been linking and emailing various items to Froggy and no response so far.
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Post title: Hey girls, wanna see my bear repellent?
Date: 20th November, 2008