Riiight, and Jimmy Buffett was W's CO at TANG.
Carr is a wicked man, very wicked. But still an amateur compared to the Great Frog of War.
Takeela's covered. I'll bring the lime juice and the salt rimmed glasses. All we need is a blender and ice and then we all can go visit Margaritaville.
Which is where Danny Boy Rather will be going after CBS nudges him out for this fiasco.
This will be his swan song:
Wastin' away again in margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault
Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville
I don't know the reason
They're out to get me this season
Just cuz I showed off this TANG memo
It's the real McCoy
Not an MS Word ploy
How those bloggers could doubt me I don't know
It blew up on ol' Flip Flop
This CBS smear plot
the only things sure is the memo's not true,
Dan Rather surrendered
in the blogisphere blender
The worm has definitely turned back on you.
Slipping down in the polls in Minnesota
Wisconsin is fading away
Some people say Carl Rove is to blaim
But I know . It's all Clinton's fault!
Hamilton, while you are busy running words through dictionary.com, suggest you look up "humor" and "sarcasm". They must not exist where you live.
"peeper tagger" LOL!
Superb Paper Tiger, superb! Especially like the line about the blogsphere blender. Very clever. Got to wonder what keeps ol' Dan hanging on these days.
Drive down that long highway, Tiger, head east. Frogman, start swimming. Go west, young frog, go west. The margaritas will be on me.
I think the gestapo found the Dissident Frogman's transmitter. He is probably on the run, but if by chance he finds sanctuary. I hope he gets this message. "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
No, I think he got hauled off by the Communists for Kerry to toil for the greater good of the glorious Revolution! Remember comrades, vote now, vote often, vote even if dead, for Komrade Kerry.
(Apparently lack of life no obstacle to Democrats padding their poll numbers.)
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