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7 years, 2 weeks, 5 days, 21 hours, 34 minutes ago...

Sometimes, I wish this was a collective blog
Print × Imprimerthe dissident frogman • Saturday, October 13, 2007 · 1423 zulu time.pdf

Here's Grimmy answering Dennis_Crane's legitimate puzzlement on the alleged "link between the earth getting warmer and our country's security".

Considering the style and the wit, I suspect Grimmy is in fact a pseudonymous Donald Rumsfeld. So let's thank former Secretary of Defense for this explanation, because I was as puzzled as Dennis:
The linkage supposedly goes like this:

As the have nots get more and more have notty then they’ll act out and get pissy at those that aren’t so have notish. So, droughts will force migrations, etc etc.

And those of us who are still in the greedy rat bastard level of have it allish wont want to share with the icky have notties. So the have notties will have no choice but to kill us and take our stuffs.

And, it will, of course, be all our fault, because we’re just evil that way.
That said, the great thing with being on the have it allish side, is that among the stuffs we have that the have notties want to take away from us, we find all sorts of boomsticks, the M1A2 Abrams and the F-22 Raptor.

The have notties have mostly machetes and a few Ak-47, but I'm told they can't shoot for sh*t. Plus they're not very well fed "because we're just evil that way." (1)
  1. Also, they all have AIDS and no college education for the same reason.


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7 years, 2 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 8 minutes ago...

I hope ze weazer continues zis way
Print × Imprimerthe dissident frogman • Saturday, October 13, 2007 · 1349 zulu time.pdf

As a follow-up to this post — and a warm up entry after a week long hiatus caused in no small part by the spot of trouble in which my old man managed to put himself, we've got a couple of closely related news in a much befitting timing, if you ask me.

First, the New Party (UK) publishes the High Court judgement on Stewart Dimmock's legal action — I urge you to visit the New Party website (which is going straight into my blogroll anyway, as this look like one of the very few sane initiative that came from British politics lately, at least since the Tories went for the very Social-Sarkozic David Cameron and his preposterous drift towards the Great Global Ecoloscare game) — but this is just too good and ought to be republished on as many sites as possible:
The decision by the government to distribute Al Gore's film An Inconvenient Truth has been the subject of a legal action by New Party member Stewart Dimmock. The Court found that the film was misleading in nine respects and that the Guidance Notes drafted by the Education Secretary's advisors served only to exacerbate the political propaganda in the film.

In order for the film to be shown, the Government must first amend their Guidance Notes to Teachers to make clear that 1.) The Film is a political work and promotes only one side of the argument. 2.) If teachers present the Film without making this plain they may be in breach of section 406 of the Education Act 1996 and guilty of political indoctrination. 3.) Nine inaccuracies have to be specifically drawn to the attention of school children.

The inaccuracies are:
  • The film claims that melting snows on Mount Kilimanjaro evidence global warming. The Government's expert was forced to concede that this is not correct.
  • The film suggests that evidence from ice cores proves that rising CO2 causes temperature increases over 650,000 years. The Court found that the film was misleading: over that period the rises in CO2 lagged behind the temperature rises by 800-2000 years.
  • The film uses emotive images of Hurricane Katrina and suggests that this has been caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that it was "not possible" to attribute one-off events to global warming.
  • The film shows the drying up of Lake Chad and claims that this was caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that this was not the case.
  • The film claims that a study showed that polar bears had drowned due to disappearing arctic ice. It turned out that Mr Gore had misread the study: in fact four polar bears drowned and this was because of a particularly violent storm.
  • The film threatens that global warming could stop the Gulf Stream throwing Europe into an ice age: the Claimant's evidence was that this was a scientific impossibility.
  • The film blames global warming for species losses including coral reef bleaching. The Government could not find any evidence to support this claim.
  • The film suggests that sea levels could rise by 7m causing the displacement of millions of people. In fact the evidence is that sea levels are expected to rise by about 40cm over the next hundred years and that there is no such threat of massive migration.
  • The film claims that rising sea levels has caused the evacuation of certain Pacific islands to New Zealand. The Government are unable to substantiate this and the Court observed that this appears to be a false claim.
Ouch at the power of nine.

Stewart Dimmock and the New Party just proved that just because they're only happy when it rains and want you to die young, broken, freezing and starving, doesn't mean that Al Gore and the Environazis can't be challenged successfully. We can only hope that this judgement will bring many others; In the words of Che Guevara, Hasta la Victoria siempre.(1)

Next, Albert Arnold Gore(2) was awarded the Nobel Peace prize. Just like Yasser Arafat and Jimmy Carter.

And that's all there is to say about that(3).
  1. Yep, I willingly confess a mean and sarcastic pleasure in quoting the Left's sociopathic heroes for this kind of purpose.
  2. Which then bears the question: shouldn't his diminutive be Al Al Gore? (Hallal Gore?) Okay, I'm just fooling around. Maybe. UPDATE: and that would be Al Ar Gore anyways. Doesn't work as well then, and I ought to stop drinking while blogging.
  3. Both with respect to Gore's company on the Norwegian Hall of Shame, and the subsequent utter worthlessness of said prize.


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