Daily archive: December 26th, 2007
26th
12/2007
4 years, 1 Month, 1 week, 3 days, 7 hours, 34 minutes ago...
Christmas with an XJ.C. (not affiliated with the Official Christmas Eve Celebration Person) :
Disturbing? Oh God, it's the beard right?
Yeah, I knew that was a bit too much.
Oh well. For the record, this...
... Is very incorrect.
To any dog, another dog's pee is not a gift but an open territorial dispute and a hierarchical challenge in the making. In short, not a gift but an outrage (and a smelly one with that).
A dog's Christmas is sniffing anything at all and finding it's either food, a pal or a bitch(1). As a result, a dog's Christmas happens more often than a human's one, which is possibly what makes dogs such a bunch of good-natured fellows we so enjoy having around — unlike, say, Mohamed the Islamic Fascist who never gets any Christmas at all but the promise of 70+ afterlife sex-slaves with absolutely no former humping expertise whatsoever. Talk about a raw deal.
I mean, the worse that can happen with Christmas presents, is that Auntie Jane forgot the friggin' batteries.
Apart from that little hiccup, a nice roundup of Christmas links J.C. Just spend less time with cats if you intend to lecture on dogs, okay?
“The Dissident Frogman with disturbing holiday imagery.’
Disturbing? Oh God, it's the beard right?
Yeah, I knew that was a bit too much.
Oh well. For the record, this...
“Any day a bulldog gets to sniff another dog’s pee is bulldog Christmas.”
... Is very incorrect.
To any dog, another dog's pee is not a gift but an open territorial dispute and a hierarchical challenge in the making. In short, not a gift but an outrage (and a smelly one with that).
A dog's Christmas is sniffing anything at all and finding it's either food, a pal or a bitch(1). As a result, a dog's Christmas happens more often than a human's one, which is possibly what makes dogs such a bunch of good-natured fellows we so enjoy having around — unlike, say, Mohamed the Islamic Fascist who never gets any Christmas at all but the promise of 70+ afterlife sex-slaves with absolutely no former humping expertise whatsoever. Talk about a raw deal.
I mean, the worse that can happen with Christmas presents, is that Auntie Jane forgot the friggin' batteries.
Apart from that little hiccup, a nice roundup of Christmas links J.C. Just spend less time with cats if you intend to lecture on dogs, okay?
- In the veterinary understanding of the word, of course.
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