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And lo, the Al he was not the George, and there was much rejoicing
Print × Imprimerthe dissident frogman • Sunday, March 30, 2008 · 2052 zulu time
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In the name of Al (Ah!) the Most Beneficent, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, the Most Wholly Super Groovy.


Of all the abysmal absurdities the Global Warming Cultists — and the Environmentalist movement at large — can claim credit for, I believe the theory of the Farting Cattle of the Apocalypse, (AKA "Livestock's long shadow", as "exposed" by the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nation) wins by a short hand over my former favorite absurd (sub)urban myth, that of the Sudanese Muslims Penis Melting Handshake from the Seventh Circle of Hell.

The solid third would of course be the urban friends and saviors of nature who switch off their Ikea® designed chandeliers and sit in the dark of their fancy New-York, London, Melbourne or Paris flats, as an involuntary laughable guilt offering in order to persuade the planet to keep spinning at least 60 minutes more on Earth Hour.

Through chants and prayer, one can imagine.

Verily, Al is All, Brothers and Sisters — and now is the time for the music video.

Lyrics included.


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