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the dissident frogman • Friday, September 01, 2006 · 1213 zulu time

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doorkeeper | 1 year, 3 months ago
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United States
Website
In: USA
Posted: 09/01 2007
At: 11:00 AM
Comment: 2466

Hello and thanks for your entertaining site.  I found you through neptunuslex.com and will really enjoy reading.

respectfully, doorkeeper
Jimmy R. P. | 1 year, 3 months ago
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Canada
In: Boston
Posted: 09/03 2007
At: 01:05 AM
Comment: 2484

Fuck you french frog, we don't need you. Mind your own business... You are small mind, small people..

Try to make a country, like we do in USA, and stop waiting for gov help lazy bones... All you do is speaking and going on strike... 

For your case, you are not american, and you are no more french... mindless and lost person... Fuck France and fuck the marseillaise..

------ [EDIT BY THE DISSIDENT FROGMAN] ------

Sacrebleu, I'm being rebuked by a good old American boy, and a very rude one, with that. What a shock, all my illusions and love for America shattered, and all... I think I'm gonna turn anti-American, in reaction.

There's only one problem with that "Jimmy R.P". in "Boston": he's from French speaking Canada...

"Jimmy's" Internet Service Provider:

Mega Quebec, 400 Jean Lesage, suite 215 Quebec / StateProv: QC / PostalCode: G1K-8W1 / Country: CA / Phone: +1-418-821-0024 / Email: webmaster@megaquebec.net

How stupid can they be? Yeah, that stupid
Ken | 1 year, 3 months ago
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United States
In: Irvine, CA
Posted: 09/03 2007
At: 01:32 AM
Comment: 2485

Your video on the cartridge vs. bullet was outstading. I hope you don't mind that I posted it to YouTube. I did this to make it easier to share with friends. I sent the link to 15 people about 10 days ago. Since then, the video has been viewed over 6,000 times. In addition, it has received over 20 comments and 72 ratings (averaging 4 stars). Most of the comments are congratulating you on your good work. At this point, I figured I needed to share this information with you so that you could see the responses to your work. You can find it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2sAFHBptJE I did not take credit for it and posted a link to your website in the description of the video.
Terrapod | 1 year, 2 months ago
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United States
In: Michigan U.S.A.
Posted: 09/04 2007
At: 08:15 PM
Comment: 2499

Dear DF

(perhaps anti-Cousteau = dissident frogman?)

I have been reading your blog frequently as a source of news and entertainment these past few months.  Your latest film was superb, it reminds me of Jean Paul Belmondo in his 60's movies and spy spoofs.  Keep up the good work and give us more on what is really going on in Gare Nord. We don't believe Le Mond or AFP for some reason, nor the BBC of late.  If you visit Michigan, come when it is warm and we go to the local gun club to do some target practice! Don't need to bring your own, I have about 11 long and 2 short to choose from.

Your new friend  in Michigan,

Terrapod
alex | 1 year, 2 months ago
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Canada
Posted: 09/08 2007
At: 10:29 PM
Comment: 2540

As a Canuk i have had my fill of French frenchiness ( Quebec). It warms my heart to find stand up frenchmen. Also just to let you know Canada has had troops on the ground in Afganastan doing the heavy lifting (dying) for over two years now. All English troops. Now the French (Quebers) went in. Hopfully they are of your ilk othewrwise we will be out by Christmas.

This is the war of our generation. We must not fail.

Keep up the good work.

alex the Canuk
achmedfubar | 1 year, 2 months ago
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United States
Website
Posted: 09/10 2007
At: 07:19 PM
Comment: 2544

Great stuff! My balls hurt I laughed so hard. Boom stick instruction is f'ing awesome. Sad it's all true. Later, AF.
Ronald McCall | 1 year, 2 months ago
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United States
In: Utah - United States of America
Posted: 09/14 2007
At: 11:08 AM
Comment: 2588

Thanks for showing us hicks that more than snails come out of France.
Capitan Erik | 1 year, 2 months ago
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United States
Website
In: Alameda California
Posted: 09/20 2007
At: 11:53 PM
Comment: 2679

Thank you for your site. It inspired me to start my own.....

If you have not already seen this site.....zombietime.com.....check it out....

It shows just how bad....how senselessly crazed California and the San Francisco Bay Area has become....

Cheers;

 Capitan Erik
G.W.C. | 1 year, 2 months ago
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United States
In: Colorado Springs
Posted: 09/23 2007
At: 04:28 AM
Comment: 2703

Finally, a frenchman I don't want to hang unside down and beat to death with a wiffleball bat (wiffleball bat = takes longer = more fun for me, don't forget your snacks, these things can take weeks). Keep up the good work man.
G.W.C. | 1 year, 2 months ago
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United States
In: Colorado
Posted: 09/24 2007
At: 06:30 AM
Comment: 2710

Excuse me, I seem to have made a mistake on my last post. You're not a "frenchman" you're a "FRENCHMAN". On that note, you should try to get on the "Endangered Species List", there dosen't seem to be many of your kind left, plus, It'd really piss off the "Environazis" (bonus).
Spirit51 | 1 year, 2 months ago
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United States
In: Windsor, Missouri, U.S.A.
Posted: 09/30 2007
At: 12:20 PM
Comment: 2768

Have you ever thought of putting your "Shooty" instructional movie out on DVD?    I would buy one.   I know wo many people who don't have internet access....yes, they are that rural.    Just a thought.   Love your site.
Rob | 1 year, 1 month ago
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United Kingdom
In: England
Posted: 11/01 2007
At: 07:38 PM
Comment: 2904

Dear DF As a Brit, I have my own special dislike for French society, culture, politics and attitudes. Unlike many here, I am also a huge Atlantasist and as pro-American as I dare be. I beg you to focus on more photoshop creations in the coming months. I show them to all my friends who find them hilarious. The articles are also enlightening – they wind me up like a spring, which in turn allows me to release massive tension upon unsuspecting socialists. If you ever need anything from my side of the pond, let me know.
Kent | 1 year ago
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United States
In: Houston, Texas, USA
Posted: 11/18 2007
At: 07:20 AM
Comment: 2983

Just discovered your website. C'est magnifique!! As one cowboy who is glad George Bush is from Texas, (ditzy chix notwithstanding) it is gratifying indeed to see a Dissident  Frogman with biting wit, uncommon sense and a quick draw. May all your mornings be glorious, and all your evenings be without despair.

 

Kent 
Achmed Fubar | 12 months ago
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United States
Website
In: North Richland Hills, TX USA
Posted: 12/03 2007
At: 12:00 PM
Comment: 3079

LOL! Love the boom-stick training. Gotta love a tango, a dead one that is . . .  LOL! Another day in paradise . . . Toodles, AF.
Kv | 12 months ago
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United States
In: Arizona, USA
Posted: 12/06 2007
At: 07:43 AM
Comment: 3095

I enjoyed your post about hunting. I was in SE Missouri with a good friend three weeks ago, hunting Whitetails. Living in the Desert Southwest so long, I have an appreciation for late fall woods, and the opportunity to walk in them. Nice to see someone on the Continent having that pleasure as well!

-Kv
Rogue Gunner | 11 months, 1 week ago
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United Kingdom
Website
In: The Former Great Britain.
Posted: 12/26 2007
At: 08:04 AM
Comment: 3163

Greetings at this politically incorrect time from the Former Great Britain, as I type this Browns `Thought ` police will be reading and loading up the riot van to re-educate me in the wonders of socialism.
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