the dissident frogman · time to take sides

One of the great satisfactions of running this blog — when I am indeed actively blogging — lies in the opportunities to connect and interact with so many people of various creeds and countries, all bound by the conviction that our Judeo-Christian civilization¹ is so far the supreme achievement of our species, and as such worth defending against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

Unfortunately, the trouble with the networking effect of blogs is that once one stops blogging, one doesn't get as much interaction as one used to. If one sees what I mean.

Another very rewarding experience with this blog is to p*** off Islamic rage boys even when I'm not actively blogging.

This is what I call the sustainable satisfaction of being the dissident frogman — like, even when I'm not because one has to earn a living and money doesn't grow on trees. Plus, sustainable is a very modern word, sure to give an edgy tone to this entry.

Anyway, let me share the satisfaction of being me even when I'm not:

"MAka" (possibly not his/her real name) lala1@mid.ci (possibly not his/her real email address), with a very ominous and grammatically confused threat:

to the busty mods, you'll also get ur ass burnt, not by me..... not by any human..

Well, dear MAka, I sure wish there was a few busty mods to help around here. I mean, I'm a man's man and we're between adults, so I won't hide the fact that me likey busty². A lot.

But unfortunately I'm all alone running this thing.

Next, "223" (definitely not his/her real name) has33b_666@hotmail.com (possibly... whatever), presumably one of those poor downtrodden worshippers of Allah in some foreign country where living standards are so low that one can't even afford a full 105 keys keyboard (let alone basic English grammar). Try to read it aloud to entertain your friends:

son of a bitch. haramy .rascal . sucker. watda fuck u hav dun wid da pic of kaaba. dnt u hav shame sucekerererer,fuck u, ur mther and aal ur family,. feel ashamed abt dis luzer. i peray to allah to get ur life coz u shud nt liv in this wrld

I'm sorry dear 223, I don't know what "haramy" is. Perhaps a distant cousin of "kutta" ?

I gather you are a bit miffed by watda fuck [I] hav dun wid da pic of kaaba. That pic of kaaba?



Well, okay, maybe I was a bit culturally insensitive with the "Holy Barbecue of Hajj" thing, but quite frankly, dear 223, what's best than cold beer and spicy pork ribs?

No, I mean after busty auxiliaries ³.

On this 1037 AD miniature from the book Jami' al-Tawarikh ("History of the World" or alternatively "Getting your ass burnt with non-humans"), Prophet Muhammad is shown sodomizing the Archangel Gabriel. Called Mi'raj or the Night Ride⁴, this is but one of Muhammad's documented great miracles, considering that Christian tradition is categorical: angels have no anuses.