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Daffy Duck and FriendsWabbit goes Duck Hunting:
A US military source told Newsweek that Saddam's first words were: "Don't shoot, I am Saddam Hussein, the president of the Republic of Iraq."You filthy miserable liar! You're Daffy Duck in a Karl Marx costume hiding like a rat in a spider hole, I recognized you!
President Jacques Chirac, of France, said through a spokesman that the capture was a "major event which should strongly contribute to the democratisation and stabilisation of Iraq".Probably too chagrined and hoarsened to speak by himself. Poor bunny.
Dominique de Villepin, France's foreign minister, stood ready to participate in rebuilding the country.Groovy. Keep standing Dom. You look great when you stand.
Actually, you could also reel with your arms while standing, and sing "I'm as jerky as a windmill" until anybody ask you to participate in rebuilding anything.
That's all folks.
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