Propaganda Bureau: Meltdown Mahmoud
He's young and healthy, yet instead of going out more and getting laid more often, he's consumed by his hatred for all things harām, starting with, well, the rest of the world.
Fortunately, he's also rather stupid.
Il est jeune et vigoureux, mais au lieu de sortir plus et de tirer sa crampe plus souvent, il est consumé par la haine pour tout ce qui est harām, à commencer par, ben, le reste du monde.
Heureusement, il est aussi plutôt stupide.
7 years, 2 months, 3 weeks, 3 days, 18 hours, 44 minutes ago...Meltdown Mahmoud #003
Meltdown Mahmoud issue #003 is out.
Believe it or not, but I actually read the transcript of Mahoud Ahmadinejad's "lecture" at Columbia University through and through, which would be a complete chore if it wasn't for the no-barrels-held bitchslapping handed to Mad Mahmoud by Lee Bollinger — come on, even if you disapprove of Columbia U welcoming the Iranian thug-in-chief, you have to admit that seeing him called a "petty and cruel dictator (...) quite simply, ridiculous (...) either brazenly provocative or astonishingly uneducated" was priceless — as well as the high level of unvoluntary humor offered in this Ahmadinejadian intervention, by the horse's mouth itself.
Add to that an expose in self-hatred from a certain "Jewish lesbian" Lefty who hates Bush (and herself) so much that she finds Mahmoud attractive, and you've got more than enough material for a third installment of Meltdown Mahmoud — introducing this time, The Mahmoud himself.Continued...
7 years, 5 months, 4 weeks, 1 Day, 7 hours, 35 minutes ago...Meltdown Mahmoud #002
Meltdown Mahmoud issue #002 is out.
It's Friday night, so I suppose all my infidel readers went out to get smashed, and fornicate with immodest women, and drink their sweat, and let them touch their pecker with their right hands, thus leaving only devout Muslims in front of the computers.
Hence, in a most timely fashion, the second installment of this rather Islamic gamic.Continued...
7 years, 6 months, 1 week, 6 days, 3 hours, 10 minutes ago...Meltdown Mahmoud #001
“Leave them alone, to eat and enjoy, and let (false) hope distract them soon. For they will soon know.”
“Never did We destroy a population that had not a term decreed and assigned beforehand.”
“Neither can a people anticipate its term, nor delay it.”
Holy Kuran 15:3,4,5
“Unless they come and kick our rumps first.”
Holy Shit Frogman! 1:1
A rather islamic gamic by the dissident frogman…
islamic, adj. : of, relating to, or characteristic of Islam
gamic, adj. : requiring fertilization : SEXUAL [a gamic egg] [gamic reproduction]
Gamic, n. m. usually capitalized : a group of cartoons produced through the 3D engine of a computer game, arranged in a narrative sequence
Today December 19, 2014
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