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4 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, 27 minutes ago...

Rock-solid predictions for 2012
the dissident frogman | Sat, December 31, 2011 | Permalink | comments (12).

A few hours here before we slide into the Last Year of the World as we know it, (at least according to a bunch of stone-age primitives who weren’t clever enough …




8 years, 1 Month, 1 week, 5 days, 19 hours, 45 minutes ago...

To all registered users: don’t take my (anglo-saxon) word for it
the dissident frogman | Sat, September 13, 2008 | Permalink | comments (12).trackbacks (0).

Look, it's a relatively long process, with quite a bit of work involved. One has to search and grab the best material. And it still requires a bit of tweaking and …




8 years, 5 months, 4 weeks, 1 Day, 2 hours, 17 minutes ago...

Possible Interruption of Service
the dissident frogman | Mon, April 28, 2008 | Permalink | comments (0).trackbacks (0).

I'll be doing a bit of maintenance under the hood (kicking the MySQL server till it reboots and stuff), which means that the site could vanish into thin pixels, leaving Brigitte …




8 years, 6 months, 4 days, 13 hours, 10 minutes ago...

If a database had tits, hers would have been up
the dissident frogman | Tue, April 22, 2008 | Permalink | comments (2).trackbacks (0).

The MySQL server that holds all the juicy goodness delivered to you by the web server apparently went asleep for a bit—as it's been happening routinely for no apparent reason lately. …




8 years, 10 months, 3 weeks, 7 minutes ago...

Your Internet Protocol address is not listed on a blacklist…
the dissident frogman | Thu, December 06, 2007 | Permalink | comments (15).trackbacks (0).

In the past few hours, you may have hit an error page while trying to access the site, with an ominous message that read:Error 403 We're sorry, but we could not …




8 years, 11 months, 2 days, 7 hours, 42 minutes ago...

If it fails, you’re not reading this × Si ça foire, vous n'êtes pas en train de lire ça
the dissident frogman | Sat, November 24, 2007 | Permalink | comments (5).trackbacks (0).

I'll be upgrading the copy of Expression Engine, on which I run this site, to the latest version in a bit. …

Je vais mettre à jour la copie d'Expression Engine, sur laquelle je publie ce site, dans quelques instants. Le but de …




9 years, 4 days, 23 minutes ago...

To encourage the others (some more)
the dissident frogman | Tue, October 23, 2007 | Permalink | comments (12).trackbacks (0).

I've just found out that the convoluted array of filtering software that is supposed to keep the various pharmaceutical ads and other Mr. Winkie's Enlargement offers off my inbox and my …




9 years, 1 Month, 4 weeks, 9 hours, 7 minutes ago...

Happy Bouncing People
the dissident frogman | Wed, August 29, 2007 | Permalink | comments (5).trackbacks (0).

Okay, membership sign ups are on the rise again, as there is now an almost uninterrupted flow of Lizards, making the core of the Little Green Footbavalanche we're currently enjoying. Several …




9 years, 2 months, 3 days, 3 hours, 47 minutes ago...

Here, take my keys
the dissident frogman | Fri, August 24, 2007 | Permalink | comments (7).trackbacks (0).

It's with great pleasure that I welcome a steady flow of new members' registrations, following without a doubt my first appearance in moving pictures on the Internet — proof that one …




9 years, 2 months, 6 days, 23 hours, 26 minutes ago...

Che-Mickey shirts
the dissident frogman | Mon, August 20, 2007 | Permalink | comments (9).trackbacks (1).

Briefly, and since I'm told the subject of Che Mouse on a Shirt was raised here: This is probably one of the longest standing issues of this blog, and it's been …




9 years, 2 months, 1 week, 5 days, 21 hours, 42 minutes ago...

Houseworks × Travaux ménagers
the dissident frogman | Tue, August 14, 2007 | Permalink | comments (20).trackbacks (0).

I had just enough time to do a bit of fixing, before full blogging resume on Thursday. So here it goes:Reworked …

J’ai eu juste le temps de faire un peu de maintenance, avant que le blogging ne reprenne jeudi. Ainsi donc :Repris …




9 years, 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 12 hours, 10 minutes ago...

Now you see me, now you don’t × Là tu me vois, là tu me vois plus
the dissident frogman | Tue, July 31, 2007 | Permalink | comments (14).trackbacks (0).

Chaotically busy week ahead. Busy means light posting. Chaotic means it might be (randomly) less busy at times than I expect, …

Semaine chaotique et chargée en prévision. Chargée signifie moins de posts. Chaotique signifie qu’elle puisse être (aléatoirement) moins chargée par moment …




9 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes ago...

Incantations ahead × Incantations en prévision
the dissident frogman | Wed, July 11, 2007 | Permalink | comments (0).trackbacks (0).

I'll begin upgrading the publishing software powering this site (Expression Engine) to the latest version in a few minutes. As this …

Je vais commencer à mettre à jour le logiciel de publication de ce site (Expression Engine) vers la dernière version dans …




9 years, 4 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, 15 minutes ago...

About names and keys × Des noms et des clefs
the dissident frogman | Sat, June 09, 2007 | Permalink | comments (3).trackbacks (0).

I've just eased up the password rules. When you created a member account, the system was asking you to use a …

Je viens d'alléger les exigences en matière de mot de passe. Lorsque vous créez un compte, le système vous demandais jusqu'à …




9 years, 4 months, 2 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 50 minutes ago...

Always say ‘Aah, interesting’ × L'essentiel, ce sont les apparences
the dissident frogman | Fri, June 08, 2007 | Permalink | comments (6).trackbacks (0).

As with any human endeavor, we shall from now on expect some bugs in the house. By bugs, I don't mean …

Comme dans toute entreprise humaine, nous devons désormais nous attendre à quelques dysfonctionnements. Par dysfonctionnements, je n'entends évidemment pas des gros …




9 years, 5 months, 4 days, 16 hours, 27 minutes ago...

Site tip: your ignore list × Astuce du site: votre liste d'exclusion
the dissident frogman | Wed, May 23, 2007 | Permalink | comments (0).trackbacks (0).

In the bar (AKA the comments pages) members can elect to 'ignore' other members simply by adding them to their ignore …

Dans le Bar (alias, les pages de commentaires) les membres peuvent choisir 'd'ignorer' d'autres membres en les ajoutant simplement à leurs …

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Hey, where's the dope man?

I bet you'd be expecting more stuff in this category, right? Well, I'm just getting started with the new content management software, and all the entries from 2002 to 2007 were not categorized in the previous publishing system—they had to be imported in this one "as-is". They're all regrouped in the "Legacy" category though.

Looks like the advanced search is your friend, if you fancy rummaging through that mess.

Vous pensiez en trouver plus dans cette catégorie, pas vrai ? Je démarre seulement avec le nouveau logiciel de gestion de contenu, et tous les posts de 2002 à 2007 n'étaient pas catégorisés dans le précédent système de publication—ils ont été importés de même et sont désormais regroupés dans la catégorie "Legacy".

On dirait que la recherche avancée est votre meilleure amie, si vous voulez fouiller dans ce foutoir là.

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