the dissident frogman is proud to present an exclusive and rare document: the very reason why France does not fear to sleep with the Saddamites and other Dickheads threatening us.
From the French Diplomacy's arsenal :

We have nothing to fear, it's going to slip in soft and silkily. So why the hell should we go to war?
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