June 18, 2003
MiChe Mouse
If everything goes well, you'll probably begin to see this button around pretty soon.

So before you start asking:

Yes, it's me,

No, the tee is not real, it's photo edited, but...

Yes, now you can have one anyway (Well no, now you can't anymore. Read here to know why. No wait, now you can again. See the update at the bottom) and...

No, can't tell you yet about the site on which this button will be, but...

Yes, that's one of the reasons why I've been AFD¹ lately.

And you can be sure I'll brag about it when it's finished and officially launched.

¹: "Away From the Dacha", of course.
Thank to the activist network of Bureaucrashers in defense of civil liberties and capitalism, now you can buy this t-shirt again and expose your despise of this murderous pop icon. Short story here, store here.

Don't stop here though. There's also Marx to deal with, and a lot of other cool agit-wear from the Bureaucrashers themselves.
Si tout marche comme prévu, vous ne devriez pas tarder à voir ce bouton dans les parages, avant peu.

Donc, avant que vous ne demandiez :

Oui, c'est moi,

Non, le t-shirt, c'est pas du vrai, c'est un montage mais...

Oui, vous pouvez néanmoins en avoir un maintenant (En fait non, maintenant vous ne pouvez plus. Lisez ici pour savoir pourquoi. Non, attendez, vous pouvez à nouveau. Voyez la mise à jour en bas de page), et...

Non, je ne peux rien dire au sujet du site sur lequel ce bouton figurera, mais...

Oui, c'est une des raisons pour lesquelles j'ai été LDD¹ dernièrement.

Et vous pouvez être certain que je ne vais pas manquer de m'en vanter lorsqu'il sera terminé et lancé officiellement.

¹: "Loin De la Dacha", bien sur.
Grâce au réseau d'activistes Bureaucrashers en défense des libertés civiles et du capitalisme, vous pouvez acquérir ce tee-shirt à nouveau et exposer votre mépris de cette meurtrière icône pop. Petite histoire ici, boutique ici.

N'en restez pas là, cela dit. Vous devez également vous occuper de Marx, et vous trouverez un tas d'autre agit-sapes cool par les Bureaucrashers eux-mêmes.
 Fired From France by the dissident frogman @ June 18, 2003 10:27 AM

Comments :: Commentaires

The best thing I've seen since I found a fridge magnet that said, It's been lovely but I have to scream now.

 Fired by tony @ June 18, 2003 06:37 PM

Stupid cafeshop.com says it can't find that store. They sold out already?

 Fired by Blackjack @ June 19, 2003 08:37 PM

Yeah I'm unable to get to the shop as well. I need this shirt.

Another great graphic of the fruit Che Guava would be to put him in the cross hairs with a caption such as "Nice Shot Man." I'll buy that one too.

 Fired by lardog @ June 19, 2003 08:42 PM

I'm in touch with Cafepress. Hold on guys.

 Fired by the dissident frogman @ June 19, 2003 08:48 PM

I want a baseball jersey!!!!!!!!!!

Not be greedy, but I want it now!!!

Ms. Anid

 Fired by Ms. Andi @ June 20, 2003 04:31 AM

"Not to be greedy, but I want it now!!!"

Ms. Andi

(Good God! My excitement led to mistypes and posting before checking, LOL!)

 Fired by Ms. Andi @ June 20, 2003 04:36 AM

Strange... I went there yesterday too, but I succeeded in ordering the shirt. Well, it seems it was just in time.
I wish I already had it : I need something to drive strikers mad!

 Fired by LeP @ June 20, 2003 02:13 PM

Gosh! Oh P L E A S E!! Have those c.shop guys start to sell this t.shirt again! Need it asolutely in this hot frigging.no.global italian summer!


 Fired by Franz @ June 20, 2003 03:11 PM

Please please please see if you can get the shop back up. I want one of those!


 Fired by RJ @ June 20, 2003 04:01 PM


Che might as well have mickey ears, as commercialized as his image is now. It's just yet more proof the commies were wrong: we're selling them the rope they're hanging themselves with, and they're enjoying it.

 Fired by b-psycho @ July 6, 2003 08:01 AM

Having lived most of my 40 years within an hour drive of WDW (no not a new WMD, Walt Disney World, Orlando..ha), if there is one company in the world that will hunt you down and cut out your heart for trade mark infringement, it is Uncle Walt World (may he rest in peace...of course you know he is cryogenically frozen in the castle, right? Okay I'm outta here...:-)

 Fired by Steve @ August 5, 2003 03:04 AM

cool t-shirt, not sure about the murdering commie bit though (that would apply to the castros bros) since he ended up pretty disillusioned with the ideology in general and all.
Waiting for more t-shirt:
-Jose Bove, Naomi Klein,Mitterand... Stand in line please!

 Fired by ann onimous @ November 19, 2003 05:26 PM

I came up with this exact same gag. Months AFTER you did, butnever (consciously) having seen yours.


 Fired by The Commissar @ April 10, 2004 02:58 AM

I'm also waiting for more t-shirt:
what about the Mullah Omar on his moped ?

 Fired by david @ May 27, 2004 01:11 AM

you lot ar daft and uneducated on mr che he was braver cleverer and beter for this world than you will ever be look at your little revolution here mmmm then look at his and by they way get your facts str8 he waz a marxist similar to a commy yes but not quite. You have no room at all to put this guy down war is war ok and he was fighting for what he belived in making him a maryter not a murderer.
And if you are american get over it you lost to the best you faught with metal and armour and he faught with his heart and soul who won may i ask at the bay of pigs.
I only ever see americans hating on this guy wot is your problem?
Some guy stood up to big america and kicked ur asses get used to it.

 Fired by shawn @ November 1, 2004 05:45 PM

Err... Shawn, if you're not joking, you may want to think twice before calling people "uneducated" in the future.
That is to say, not before you get enough education to write in your own language properly, at least.

Then we'll work on the political science bit. But first, English. Thanks.

 Fired by the dissident frogman @ November 1, 2004 05:54 PM

Batista wasn't loved. Castro still isn't one of the good guys. The US military withdrew its support of the 1961 landing at the 11th hour. Enemies of the US will use whatever they can get their hands on. Cuba and Vietnam were setbacks, but the aftermath for the victors was anything but positive.

 Fired by Reading Is Fundamental @ November 3, 2004 02:32 AM

I have the exact same shirt only instead of Che I've got Karl Marx--he's more notable, at least to the eastern European immigrants who see me wear it. They greet me with smiles and nods. On the other hand, the lilly-white 4th generation Americans--usually lesbian Marxists--recognize the picture and give me a look of contempt so fierce it makes your hair stand up on end. I love it!!

 Fired by Mario @ January 7, 2005 04:01 AM

Hey Shawn! So Che kicked our asses?
One question Mensa Boy:
Who's in a woden box today??

 Fired by Joaquin @ March 30, 2005 12:41 PM

El Che was defeated long ago when his face started to be on trendy t-shirts around the world even without the mickey ears. He was dead pursuing an ideal that was beyond Fidel hunger of power. And his dead only shows that some powers are stronger than some ideals. Maybe Che doesn't deserve those ears but neither Mickey deserves that face... However I would love to have the t-shirt ;)

 Fired by Kira @ April 21, 2005 08:55 AM


 Fired by asdasd @ September 10, 2005 08:39 PM

fidel castro should have one too
I suggest a dead rat with a beard and a tabaco-koiba

 Fired by BB @ September 23, 2005 04:25 PM