Fat Chance • Belle Opportunité
Fired from France by the dissident frogman
From: AHMED MUSA [ahmed_850@fsmail.net] Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 1:19 PM To: the dissident frogman Subject: HELLO ›ASSALAMU ALLAIKUM, ›GREETINGS TO YOU. I AM SABIQ AHMED OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ONE OF THE PALACE ACCOUNTANTS OF PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSEIN IN BAGHDAD. I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF $18M IN CASH WHICH I REMOVED FROM ONE OF THE STRONG ROOM OF THE PALACE WHEN THE AMERICAN MARINES TOOK OVER BAGHDAD. I AND MY BROTHER ZAFAR IMMEDIATELY TOOK THE FUNDS OUT OF IRAQ FOR SAFE KEEPING IN A ONE SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE WITH THE HELP OF MY BROTHER AND KEEP THE 2 MENTAL BOXES CONTAINING THE FUNDS THERE SUCESSFULLY. I AM NOW ON A SELF EXILE WITH MY FAMILY IN DUBAI,UNITED ARAB EMIRATE. MY PRIMARY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK FOR YOUR URGENT HELP TO ASSIST ME CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR INVESTMENT IN A VERY GOOD RELIABLE PROJECT IN YOUR COUNTRY. A LOT OF IRAQIS HAD LOOTED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND RAN OUT OF IRAQ INCLUDING TOP OFFICIALS OF EMBATTLED PRESIDENT SADDAM, MANY OF US SUCCEDED WHY MANY DIED IN THE PROCESS, I THANK ALLAH THAT I AM ALIVE AND I WANT TO HAVE AN INVESTMENT BASE IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEREBY AS SOON AS YOU TAKE CUSTODY OF THE FUNDS AND LODGE IT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. IF YOU ARE READY TO ASSIST ME, REPLY URGENTLY VIA MY E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR DETAILS. THIS PROJECT IS RISK FREE BUT HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT.PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ARE NOT WILLING TO ASSIST ME DON'T CONTACT ME REGARD, MR SABIQ • Oh come on, it won't hurt to scam the scammers and spam the spammers, right? |
From: the dissident frogman Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 1:22 PM To: AHMED MUSA [ahmed_850@fsmail.net] Subject: Re: HELLO Mr Sabiq, Assalamawhatever and stuff, You are a filthy repulsive fat piece of dead diarrheal donkey excrement. Give that money back to the Iraqi people immediately and give yourself in at the closest U.S regiment near your sorry icky pricky you. The only way I would be willing to help you is by manually and artistically carving a hole in your miserable head with a toothpick and a fingernail file. Trust me, when that day will come, you will spontaneously reconsider your acknowledgement to Allah for being alive. Yes, that will take some time. But, yes, I agree with you and I am sincerely disposed to treat this as urgent. May God be with you, particularly if I find you, the dissident frogman AKA The Great Frogman of War Who Is Going To Carve A Hole In Your Miserable Head With A Toothpick And A Fingernail File, You Filthy Repulsive Fat Piece Of Dead Diarrheal Donkey Excrement You. P.S. : What's a "mental box" and how do you keep money in that anyway? P.P.S. : Ahmed, anybody willing to set an investment base in France nowadays is either a congenital idiot or a fishy patron of her corrupted politico-financial complex. In either case, you deserve a hole to be carved in your head, although the first hypothesis would give you access to medical assistance since it goes under the scientific name of "lobotomy." That's just about the only "very good reliable project" you will find "in (my) country", as you put it. P.P.P.S. : If you think the project is risk free, wait till you meet me. I promise another one "will die in the process". • Oh allez quoi, ça ne fera pas de mal de tromper les trompeurs et de spammer les spammers, pas vrai ? |
