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September 03, 2004

Red Button Update: It's Near • Dernières Nouvelles Du Bouton Rouge : C'est proche

Fired from France by the dissident frogman

At the request of the editor of the biggest blog in Europe, I prematurely added an entry for the last red button in the Propaganda Bureau, so that the Editor of the Biggest Blog in Europe can link to it.

Also I know the editor of the Biggest Blog in Europe personally and I even redesigned the Biggest Blog in Europe personally by myself and no I won't stop until you really get upset with that kind of bragging and posturing.

I must confess though, that when it comes to the Vietnam war I dodged the draft mainly because a) I was a nursling, and b) I'm French and therefore, we already lost that war a few years earlier.

So I assume I'm probably as guilty as President Bush is for his opponents foreign or domestic, lefties and libertarian zealots, who hate war so much that they accuse him of not doing it.

Nonetheless, I did redesign the Biggest Blog in Europe and that was in London in Spring, which is rather near Cambodia on Christmas Eve all things considered.
Sur la requête de l’éditeur du plus grand blog d’Europe , j’ai prématurément ajouté une entrée pour le dernier bouton rouge dans le Bureau de la Propagande, afin que l’éditeur du Plus Grand Blog d’Europe puisse lier vers lui.

De plus, je connais personnellement l’éditeur du Plus Grand Blog d’Europe et j’ai même redesigné le Plus Grand Blog d’Europe personnellement par moi-même et non, je ne cesserai pas avant que vous ne soyez vraiment agacé par ces rodomontades.

Je dois avouer cependant que concernant la guerre du Vietnam, j’ai esquivé l’incorporation principalement car a) j’étais un nourrisson, et b) je suis français et nous avions donc déjà perdu cette guerre là quelques années plus tôt.

J’imagine donc être aussi coupable que le président Bush aux yeux de ses opposants locaux et internationaux, gauchistes ou fanatiques libertariens, qui détestent tellement la guerre qu’ils en arrivent à l’accuser de ne pas l’avoir faite.

Néanmoins, j’ai bien redesigné le Plus Grand Blog d’Europe et c’était à Londres au printemps, ce qui est plutôt proche du Cambodge à la veille de Noël, tout bien considéré.

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Comments

Did a fantastic job on the Biggest Blog in Europe too. If it's a fact, it ain't bragging.

So what if you move with a swagger? As the President said, "In Texas, we call it 'walking'."

Posted by: Valerie, Texas | September 3, 2004 10:08 PM

Another good one DF. I hope you got a chance to see the RNC speeches, they were great.

Posted by: Mashiki | September 4, 2004 03:22 AM

You have out done yourself. You should do the next Swift Boat Vets for Truth ad.

Made my day - thank you

Posted by: zee | September 5, 2004 07:59 AM

No, no, not another Swifty ad. Better he should use his talents to do a piece on the rational and reasonable Muslim terrorist. The people against whom Kerry would wage a more sensitive war.

The fine people such as in Beslan, Russia. You know, the ones who raped, starved, dehydrated, shot, and blew up little children.

President Bush sees these people for the evil they are, Kerry is deluded. America, vote as if your life depended on it. Because it does.

Posted by: Valerie, Texas | September 5, 2004 11:16 PM

M. DF,

It is true that Cambodia is a country so small that even now we lack the scientific instruments sensitive enough to measure its height, its depth, its teeny weeny width. It is rumored that Cambodia actually lacks a third dimension and turning it sideways hides it from view. To find Cambodia one must believe, and not to believe not only vanishes Cambodia from the seared recesses of the brainpan, but Tinkerbell also perishes.

No, Mr. Kerry believes and Cambodia jumps to life, the air perfumed with wild orchid and napalm. Portside can be heard tiny tigers and tinier gaur, and tinier yet elephants stealthily moving like lumbering neutrinos in a lush tropical forest half the size of a muon. As Mr. Kerry settles on Santa's lap in the USO cantina, a platoon of egg-nogg besotted ARVN welders jumps atop his head and begins the painful searing that will trap these deliriant memories within. Years later in the midst of a presidential election, an exorcism conducted in the blogosphere successfully detaches Mr. Kerry forever from his personal derangements.

Oh, and very nice work it is.

Regards,
DGB

Posted by: Damian | September 6, 2004 03:35 PM

Is the rest of you as sinfully delicious as your mind? As always, I am amazed and impressed.

Posted by: Mamamontezz | September 6, 2004 06:15 PM

Frogman, you've got talent.

Posted by: Sean | September 7, 2004 01:03 AM

genius. wow.

Posted by: dna | September 10, 2004 12:16 PM

Tres amusant. If only the Democrats had hired you to design their forgeries rather than a leftist. Oh well, maybe Hillary will hire you for her 2008 campaign.

Posted by: Clem Snide | September 12, 2004 06:56 AM